Dear Guy-in-the-Office-Next-to-My-Cubicle

I shouldn't be able to hear you eating. You sit 25 feet away from me and there is a glass barrier between us with only a door opening from which your masticating noises may escape. If you really have no manners and must chew with your mouth open, the least you can do is close your door.

I would close my door, but I only have a cubicle, and there's just an opening there, and I think it would look a little unprofessional (and ineffective) to put up a blanket to make a cubi-fort.

But, making a cubi-fort would be pretty sweet...

Thanks,

JF